Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Babies in the river - a problem not even tacos can solve

If you've been at all involved in social justice teaching or activism, you've undoubtedly heard the story about the babies in the river.  I've heard a few variations of the story, but more or less it goes like this:

As townspeople gathered near the river for recreation, a baby was heard crying and floating in a basket in the water.  Someone jumped in, caught the child, and brought it to shore.  The people gathered dry clothes and food for the infant and began to care for it, when they heard another cry.  The story repeated itself with this child and the many more that came.  The townspeople organized and each took on specific roles with the baby-saving operation.  Some rescued directly, others checked for medical issues, and others clothed and fed and the children.  There was even a corps of crib-makers that developed.

One afternoon, a frustrated citizen dropped everything and began running along the riverbank, upstream.  "Where are you going?" The townspeople asked.

"I'm going to see who's putting the babies in the river so I can stop them."


In all the years I've been using this analogy as a teaching tool, I've never seen a more appropriate situation for its comparison.  To date, approximately 57,000 immigrant children have made arduous journeys to cross the Rio Grande River and into the United States.  Many of them have crossed near my hometown of McAllen, Texas and it seems everyone has an opinion as to what should become of them.  The issue is complicated by a previous congressional act that elongates the deportation process for Central American children and congress's current inability to act at all on the subject of immigration.  Further, conservative groups have gathered to block access to detention centers and voice their hateful rhetoric.

This country has a difficult history with immigration; this certainly isn't the first time that foreigners are seen as disease-carrying leaches on our economic prosperity, so one would think that maybe we've learned something form our past. We haven't.  Replace any of the ethnicities of the protesters with "Central American" and we might see that the arguments of exclusion are no different from those of decades before.

So what's the solution?  I won't claim to be smart enough to know that one. However, whatever solution is presented must have two prongs in order to be successful.

The Babies in the River story provides us with a basic guideline for helping those in need.  We need to do the humanitarian work of saving children from imminent danger, attending to their basic needs, and caring for them until it's time to let go.  That's what is right.  It's saddening to see that many of those person that claim we are a Christian nation are turning their backs on a Christian responsibility.  Scripture tells us that society is to be judged on how it treats the most marginalized - the widow, the orphan, and the alien.  The immigrant children are definitely alien, but also orphans of circumstance, and in a few extreme situations, some of the girls are widows, as well.  We have a moral obligation to treat the children as human beings.

The final part of the story sets in motion a more difficult task.  It's about root causes.  Seeing who is putting the babies in the river and seeking the answer as to why they are doing so, involves our taking a hard look in the mirror.  It means acknowledging that much of the instability in that region was caused by our own selfish volition.  We toppled governments and financed coups.  In Guatemala our interests in inciting war were based on the political connections of an international fruit company.  To make matters worse, the gangs that cause parents to send their children away from El Salvador and Honduras were first imported there when we deported criminals after having them serve sentences in our country.  They learned how to organize while in our prisons and took their tactics with them to places where they were admired for their attitude and markings.  Unemployed youth facing economic strife caused in-part by our influence on their political instability found protection and identity in the gangs.

Getting to the root causes of this issue and arriving at effective solutions means building up those economies, instead of exploiting their resources.  Their prosperity will not only help our continent's collective prosperity, but will lead to less future immigration - the coveted goal of the right.

It seems that many have gotten frustrated from pulling too many babies out of the water, but we can't let them drown.  Our frustration should lead us to the headwaters of the river, where we can make effective change to stop those who are so desperate that they feel they have no choice but do drop them into the water.


Monday, July 14, 2014

Taco and Movie Pairings - The 80s

Any sommelier can pair wine and food, but who pairs movies and tacos?  

We do.

We were born in the 70s, but it was the 80s when we became truly aware of American cinema.  These are some of the movies that inspired us, scared us, made us happy, made us sad, made us proud, and generally shaped us into the fine, intelligent, cultured, youngish men that we are today. As for the tacos, they have shaped us into well-rounded individuals.

So pay your Netflix (or acquire a login from an unsuspecting family member) and prepare yourself for an evening of taco-tastic films.


Great Scott, that's an excellent taco!
Back to the Future - A teenager goes back in time and befriends his father - papas con huevo. 

The Three Amigos – What makes this movie so great is how silly, fake, and caricatured Mexico is made to look.  So to complement the film you’ll need to break out a plethora of taco shells, use the envelope of taco seasoning you ignore at the grocery store on some ground chuck, and adorn with your favorite mass-produced salsa.  Perhaps something made in New York City.  ("New York City?  Get a rope..."). Or, pick something up from a Taco Bell drive-thru.

Spaceballs - Comb your house for spare change, ride a Vespa to your favorite diner (at a reasonable speed, like ridiculous speed, because light speed is too slow and ludicrous speed is too fast), ask for a ice-cold Lone Star, and order a taco that is out of this world. Then come home to your mawg and eat in relative peace, praying that no singing alien will pop out of your stomach. 

An Officer and a Gentleman - Prepare a plate of fajitas, but don't put tortillas anywhere near the dish.   Put a sign next to the un-tacos that says, "I've got no pace to go!  I've got no pace to go!"  At the end of the movie, scoop all the fajitas into one tortilla, carry it in your arms, and sing, "Love lift us up where we belong!"

The Shining - A red enchilada taco.  "Redrum! Redrum!"

Stand By Me – Tacos de lengua, because nothing answers, “Hey, do you wanna go see a dead body?” like cow-tongue tacos.

Raiders of the Lost Ark - Monkey brain tacos!  Shoot! That's the wrong one. Ok, snake tacos!  

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Sausage wraps! After all, this is Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago. 

That salsa better be fresh!
Ghostbusters - In honor of Slimer, chicharron in salsa. Make sure the the chicharron is slimy and the salsa is green.  

The Lost Boys – Vampires.  Murcia.  Blood Sausage.  No garlic. 

The Outsiders - Greasers vs Socs (yes, that's how you spell it - I read the book). For the Greasers, the chorizo trifecta: chorizo and egg, chorizo and beans, chorizo and potato. For the Socs, lettuce wraps...with empty feelings, er, I mean, fillings. 

Scarface – Say hello to my little friend…s.  This movie requires taquitos, and we don’t mean those little rolled-up frozen deals you acquire by the case at Costco.  No, this fine film requires carne asada tacos on small, red tortillas with a kick-ass salsa. Think of the type of mini-tacos you can find at any good Mexican street.  To get your fix, try Taqueria Datapoint.  

Come to the coast, we'll get together, have a few tacos
Die Hard - A dry brisket taco.  It's tough.  It won't be go away easily. Like John McClane.

Breakfast Club – At first we considered the ultimate breakfast for the ultimate breakfast movie – barbacoa and Big Red, but Rolling Stone called this the number one movie of the 80’s so it clearly needed some more consideration.  This ta-combination required much more personality:  barbacoa in a corn tortilla (an athlete); potato, bacon, and egg with green salsa (a basket case); an egg taco with two carefully placed strips of bacon (a princess), carne guisada and cheese (a criminal).

Big Trouble in Little China - Be as random as you want with this movie. Make up your own adventurous ta-combination and add sriracha instead of salsa. 

Karate Kid - Since we don't usually eat crane, we'll have to go with chicken fajita (Daniel was once considered a chicken) and some pico de gallo that packs a punch.  "Daniel Laruso's gonna fight?"  You bet he is.

Real Genius - Have a party.  Everyone brings their favorite taco, because everybody wants to rule the world.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

REVIEW: Garibaldi Mexican Restaurant #4


On Saturday June 28th, we visited Garibaldi Mexican Restaurant #4 on Fredricksburg Rd. to continue our search for the best breakfast tacos in town.  Our friend and brother, Michael Gonzalez (one of the Dallas area's most finest) recommended this spot way back before we even started blogging.  While he recommended the original spot off Hwy 90, this one was closer and is owned by the same family.  (In full disclosure, Eddie was the teacher to two of the daughters of the family that owns the restaurant, but that won't stop him or us from being totally honest).  What we found here was a good, solid spot that is worth your time.

Ambiance - When you walk into this Garibaldi, if you are lucky, you will be hit with nostalgia as you recognize that it inhabits what used to be a Bonanza Restaurant.  For us, that brings back good memories of family outings in the Valley.  We're off to a good start.  The walls are colored in a soft reddish/orange-ish color and there is some nice, pretty artwork along the walls.  There are some festive, party decorations hanging from the ceiling and it all contributes to a feeling that you are in the home of a nice Mexican family.   4 Tortillas Taco-nazo!


Service - The service at Garibaldi was good and standard.  Nothing above and beyond and nothing below par.  Our server was friendly enough and brought out the food in a timely manner.  We were waiting a bit long for refills on our drinks, but that's okay.  We'll give it a score right down the middle.  Good, solid, average. 3 Tortillas Taco-rale!

Menu Options - The menus at Garibaldi are nicer than you see at most Mexican restaurants we've been to.  We also noticed the taco listings were pretty standard and comparable to what you see elsewhere.  The Bean and Egg that Teno always orders was not listed here, but he had no problem ordering 'off the menu'. Along with the niceness of the menus, we did observe that the prices were also slightly higher than we'd experienced before.  Nothing too pricey or exorbitant, but just ever so slightly higher.  3 Tortillas Taco-rale!


Food - The food at Garibaldi was good overall.  Teno ordered a Bean and Egg, Machacado con Huevo, and Chorizo con Huevo.  Eddie ordered a Bean & Cheese, Chorizo con Bean, and Chorizo con Papa.  Teno liked the flour tortillas and thought they had just the right amount of flour on the outside.  Eddie felt they were a bit thick for his liking.  The Bean and Egg were not mixed together and Teno thought the beans tasted a bit different.  Not good different or bad different.  Just different.  Eddie noted that beans seem to have a hint of chorizo mixed in with them, so that may have been it.  The Chorizo and Egg had just the right amount of grease and the machacado con huevo was spot on.  The bean and cheese rivaled the chorizo and egg in greasiness.  The chorizo con papa was all you could want it to be, as was the chorizo and bean.  As we let that meal settle in a little longer, our feelings for the tacos improve.  A pretty good meal in retrospect.  4 Tortillas Taco-nazo!







Overall Taconacity - Garibaldi Mexican Restaurant was a pretty good spot.  Better than average, but not on the all-time greats list.  We'll probably go back at some point.  Especially if and when our brother Mike visits, only this time we'll go to his original spot off Hwy 90.  The ambiance and the food were good enough to make us want to go back.  3.5 Tortillas Taco-rale/Taco-nazo!

Garibaldi Mexican Restaurant #4
4515 Fredricksburg Rd.
San Antonio, TX 78201
(210) 731-9222

Teno's Tidbits - The two teams I was pulling for in this year's FIFA World Cup, USA and Mexico, have been eliminated in the Round of 16 in heartbreaking fashion.  I've normally only watched soccer during the World Cup and during big qualifying games involving the US and/or Mexico, but I think I now want to jump on the bandwagon and watch more soccer year round.  Who's up for going to a Dynamo game in Houston?

Eddie's Extras - Did you see that first picture with the Garibadi sign?  It tells you that this restaurant shares space with a payday loan company, a window tinter, and a cocktail lounge - it doesn't get much more Westside than that!  Makes you wonder, how come it's easier to customize your car, drink cheap beer, and acquire a stupidly-high interest loan, but not buy a good book or a news magazine?